thesassycat:

you rnust really have vvantecl that url

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· May 23

beyoncebeytwice:

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

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· May 6

cumberverse:

I swear the more “the sexiest man poll” he wins, the dorkier he gets.

How do you make holy water?

ackles-with-freckles:

norsegodsandfallenangels:

godzilla23:

Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.

This is the best joke.

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HAHAHAHAHHAHHA

GUYS MY DAD WAS AT COSTCO TODAY AND THERE WAS AN ACTUAL PRIEST THERE AND I HAD TOLD MY DAD THIS JOKE LAST NIGHT AND HE WENT UP TO THE PRIEST AND TOLD HIM THE JOKE

AND HE BURST OUT LAUGHING

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i’M CRYING! omg…

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· April 27
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· April 27

everklark:

if they don’t show us clips from haymitch’s games in cf im gonna burn lionsgate

when you have unlimited texting but only text two people.

doctorangel:

thordoftherings:

margaretchode:

emperorshatterfingers:

coolscar:

when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing

man fuck the thing

for those few sad people who do not know

i give you

the thing

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THAT THING!

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· April 27

pyroveride:

China: where gingers become demigods

thespywhospies:

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· April 27
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· April 27

miss-doctorwho:

awesomephilia:

I hate how funerals are always at like 9 or 10 AM. I’m not a mourning person.

I feel bad to laugh at that.

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· April 27
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